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-- Coke or Pepsi. + You want a little more wine ? -- Friendster.com or Sextracker.com + A great friend is someone who gives what you want to take and takes what you want to give. Sex is giving, giving, and giving. -- Floating exchange rate system or one global currency + The Bundesbank governor, Mr. Phoel had resigned. Charles de Gaulle believe in gold. Mr. Richard Nixon gave up. Mr. George Soros made USD 2 billion profit. -- Pennies enlargement or tight deeper vagina + I keep getting these junk messages on my email list. If you’ve got the size, what would you do? Ask your partner! -- Hide the porn or show the porn. + Women like porn, too. -- Dogs or cats + Neither, I rather have tiger as my pet. Somebody said there is one hungry tiger in my backyard guarding my house. Why guard at the back? So the robbery don’t see the the tiger. Do robbery go through back doors? -- Free as a bird or afraid of your ur gurl. + Probably freedom is one of the most important thing in my life. Im only fearful of God and I don’t think about my fear. -- Italy or England + Itally. Italy. Italy. Creative Italian. Italian gurl. -- Drunk driving or falling asleep when you drive + I rather drunk and drive fast till you feel uncontrollable. When I have less oxygen in my brain I go to bed. -- Carpacio or Sushi + Do we have fish carpaccio? No? Yesssss…….complement it with decisive cheeses such as Asiago, blue cheese from Montegalda, and true parmesian cheese from Parma and best accompanied by “sotto-aceti” -- Bill Clinton or Hillary + Hillary. The senator is mine. Wish I were her househusband. -- Beer or Wine + Beer and wine make you sleepy. Be a man and have blue label. -- Playboy photographer or High Society writer. + Ask my friendster friend, u .. c mah best gurl Nanci. Is she my centerfold or not? She is also my favorite writer. It takes five days to shoot a centerfold and don’t ask me why. Ask the playmates! -- Super Car or Yacht + I always accelarate …zoom…. till u feel uncontrollable… -- MTV or Fashion TV + I can not live without music. I have my own style and love white socks. -- Live gurl or live music + I adore them both. -- Aston Martin Vanguish S or the Jeep Hummer + I like the fastest road car coz I live in the suburb and am not yet the governor of California. + Free tax becoz government is only exist to spend, spend and spend. Be generous to those who are starving and provide your mistress with a monthly allowance. -- French Kiss or Aussie Kiss (if you don’t know what Aussie kiss means, ask me and this is an order) + Biting still requires permission and don’t ever bite on the first date coz women wont respect you no more. U don’t know what I mean…. -- Undergarment or Vintage + I rather have vintage clothes. There is a vintage boutique at the Dharmawangsa Square . Washed color is a new color for vintage man. -- Powder Blue or Pink + Powder blue. Donald Trump is pink and charcoal is cool. Is brown still a new Black? -- Emporio Armani or Versace + I go for “Money look” not “Hollywood deal maker look” nor preppy look. -- Night Sex or Morning Sex + I sleep in the morning. -- Trigger your stop loss or average down + Not easy to stay focus but always try to be disciplined and try minimize my loss when I am wrong. -- Watching Bali sunset at Kudeta bar or La Luciolla lounge + If you wanna be alone, frozen margarita will do at La Luciolla lounge. Walk along the beach and let this giant waves coming to water your feet and watch this eye of Diva staring at you. Paradiso. Check out this OZ bar called M Bar Go and Hu..uu Bar? -- Analyze my-self or consult psychologist, therapist. + I don’t analyze my self. I just do what I do. -- Kick in the ass or incentive + People move only if you kick their ass so kick their ass and they will still respect you coz they are getting smarter and more productive. -- Dragon Fly or Retro + I drink martini with vodka and don’t want my brain got melted. Go to Oslo and try the Norwegian premium aquavit! Have you seen midnight sun yet? -- Double your portfolio or take small profit.. + Always raise my bid and look for the beef whenever I am in the money. Am I in the money or out of the money? -- You kill or rather be killed + I take risk. I can not afford to die.. --Trade is better than sex or sex is better than trade + I think like speculator. I try my luck once a day. -- Greed or lust + They are kissing cousin. Sex celebrate life and greed supports it. Put more delicately – the two drives –get and beget -- they are siblings. Just do both activities in Victoria’s Secret. -- Oprah or Jay Lenno + I wouldn’t fit in those two shows. How about Johnny Carson show? Ask later when you meet him in heaven! -- Is money everything or sensual ? + Believe it or not money is just illusion. Ask Sir Isasc Newton? He is dead. Ask historian ! -- Go to the bar with a rabbi and minister or with a Polish guy and rabbit + Is this a joke or what? -- Coffee or Tea You want a beer? -- Cleopatra or Helen of Troy + I love women with cosmetics and make ups. It cheers up the life. It makes a man dress at his best. Where are the queens and princess? -- Face or body + Face. I enjoy kissing cheek, neck and shoulder softly and passionately, brushing astrand of hair from her eye, lifting up her chin, gazing at -no into- for a brief….breathless…. moment before kissing her lips. -- Revolution or reformation + Make the best of every moment. We are not evolving. We’re not going anywhere. -- Best movie prostitute or best movie gigolo + I take Julia shopping at Rodeo Drive and give her extra tips. -- “Options and Futures” or “Shares and Bonds” + Women understand options and future better than men and I am not grown up yet; You mean, am I not a derivative expert? -- Finding Nemo or Finding Garfield. + Garfield is the coolest cat after Cat Woman and Cat Lady (http://www.catlady.biz). Thanks to Cat Woman, finding Sharon Stone. I always miss Sharon Stone. The fact that I and Sharon Stone don’t know each other is a tragedy. Ilove her. -- Evita Peron or Jacklin Kennedy. + I like Jacklyn with her Gucci eye-glasses on. Don’t cry for me, Argentina. The truth is I never left you. I thank you, Madonna. -- Office politic or integrity. + My great uncle said “Play by ear and trust nothing but your own experience.” -- Office secret or rumor + Rumor is overwhelmingly true and there is no such thing as classified office secret. -- Stewardess or super model + Every man has his own stewardess dream. My dad had made his dream come true and my mom was a stewardess. -- In the name of science, logarithm analyst or portfolio fundamental economist.. + M.. not an economist. Whenever I see miniskirt, I go short. And always confirm this sell signal by checking whether the blue Fibonacci wave has crossed the green and red moving average line. Can you see the color of the panty she is wearing? Take a peek! -- Write and arrange a song or design and build a house + Both are the most difficult art form to make. And I am a tune deaf. But my light purple Tuscany house is titled “ Casa Ti Amo” is an experimental love song I write. -- God Complex or Oedipus Complex. + Salvador Dali. Magritte. Chagall. Miro and Ivan Sagito. Is this surrealist? This is not surrealist. -- G-string or Panty + I never try wearing woman underwear, so I don’t know what it’s like to wear them, but I love having the privilege to take a look what Carmen Electra has on her panties drawer. Would anybody here give me the privilege? -- Am I 30 or 45 ? + If the new black is brown expresso, then my forties is the new twentis. Yessss, the new 30 is 45.